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johnflansburgh:

im so upset that i can’t talk to bugs because i don’t want to kill these ants i found in my room but i also don’t want them here why can’t i just tell them “hey dudes you’re just doing you and i appreciate that but could you do it somewhere else” and they’d be like “yeah dude but we’re hella hungry” and i could just be like “well what if i just give you guys a sandwich a month or something” and they’d be like “hella” and i’d be like “hella”